When you go to Disneyland, you get an escort and you get to cut all the lines. Hands down, the best part about being famous, is the escort at Disneyland.
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| — | Chris Colfer (via ms-unicorn) |
Dublin
You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
hold the fuck up
what do you do when you have groceries
or a baby
or when you buy something huge like a tv
how do you move into that house
how do you install a new toilet
what if you have a dog
THAT’S WHAT THE BOAT IS FOR, KYLIE
(this is not serious)
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fun. | We Are Young (Simlish Version)
i’m crying because someone somewhere bought this
what the fuck
